postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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toothpast:


theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

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acid-bubble-gum:

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queefilicious:

DOGS WELCOMING SOLDIERS BACK HOME

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tastefullyoffensive:

Guy Re-Enacts Classic Romantic Movie Scenes With His Boss’s Dog On His Lunch Breaks [mmsspp/via]

Previously: Classic Movie Quotes Updated For The Digital Age

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